Bob's birthday present is below. I ordered it yesterday.
He is always impressed by the volume of veggies my garden produces, but he grumbles about the way I do it. He likes straight rows and my rows wiggle. Basically, I just stick seeds in the ground as I go along. The onions do not care. But the German in Bob won't let him accept the rambling way my garden grows.
Every year I try to change up my garden by growing something I've never grown before (last year it was Swiss chard). This year, I'm changing up my garden by using a new tool.
It is a Precision Garden Seeder. It's a gift that keeps on giving, because now Bob will want to plant the garden for me.